Canadians enjoy making fun of Americans for being ignorant of the world outside their borders. I enjoy asking these Canadians what the capital of New Brunswick is, to which they invariably respond “well, at least we’re not AS ignorant as Americans.”
It’s true, I guess. In a contest to see who can be the worst global citizen, second last is not as bad as dead last. One thing I enjoy about pots and kettles, is that given enough time, both will sink to the bottom of the river.
Every moment’s a little bit later.